Dear Diary

[Maurizio Mariotti]

.


[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]

Dear Diary,

Maybe it's my singing voice, my choice of music or words, but
my new "Singing Encephalogram" business hasn't been nearly as
successful as I had hoped.

MM


.

[Jim Reith]

What about singing Mammograms?

From: Maurizio Mariotti <***@VENTURENET.CO.ZA>
To: ***@listserv.wvu.edu
Sent: Monday, May 18, 2015 5:17 AM
Subject: Dear Diary

.


[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]

Dear Diary,

Maybe it's my singing voice, my choice of music or words, but
my new "Singing Encephalogram" business hasn't been nearly as
successful as I had hoped. 

MM


.

[Tom Ellis]

I hope a patent for the Braille Mammogram. Unfortunately the idea isn't gaining traction, and I get slapped a lot when I try to do public screenings.

-----Original Message-----
From: Philosophy and Psychology of Cyberspace [mailto:***@listserv.wvu.edu] On Behalf Of Jim Reith
Sent: Monday, May 18, 2015 5:55 AM
To: ***@listserv.wvu.edu
Subject: Re: Dear Diary

What about singing Mammograms?

From: Maurizio Mariotti <***@VENTURENET.CO.ZA>
To: ***@listserv.wvu.edu
Sent: Monday, May 18, 2015 5:17 AM
Subject: Dear Diary

.


[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]

Dear Diary,

Maybe it's my singing voice, my choice of music or words, but my new "Singing Encephalogram" business hasn't been nearly as successful as I had hoped.

MM


.

[Tom Ellis]

'hold' not 'hope'

I was too busy thinking of the implications to proofread.

-----Original Message-----
From: Philosophy and Psychology of Cyberspace
[mailto:***@listserv.wvu.edu] On Behalf Of Tom Ellis
Sent: Monday, May 18, 2015 7:35 AM
To: ***@listserv.wvu.edu
Subject: Re: Dear Diary

I hope a patent for the Braille Mammogram. Unfortunately the idea isn't
gaining traction, and I get slapped a lot when I try to do public
screenings.

-----Original Message-----
From: Philosophy and Psychology of Cyberspace
[mailto:***@listserv.wvu.edu] On Behalf Of Jim Reith
Sent: Monday, May 18, 2015 5:55 AM
To: ***@listserv.wvu.edu
Subject: Re: Dear Diary

What about singing Mammograms?

From: Maurizio Mariotti <***@VENTURENET.CO.ZA>
To: ***@listserv.wvu.edu
Sent: Monday, May 18, 2015 5:17 AM
Subject: Dear Diary

.


[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]

Dear Diary,

Maybe it's my singing voice, my choice of music or words, but my new
"Singing Encephalogram" business hasn't been nearly as successful as I had
hoped.

MM


.

[Jim Reith]

hoping to hold?

From: Tom Ellis <***@VERIZON.NET>
To: ***@listserv.wvu.edu
Sent: Monday, May 18, 2015 8:16 AM
Subject: Re: Dear Diary

'hold' not 'hope'

I was too busy thinking of the implications to proofread.



-----Original Message-----
From: Philosophy and Psychology of Cyberspace
[mailto:***@listserv.wvu.edu] On Behalf Of Tom Ellis
Sent: Monday, May 18, 2015 7:35 AM
To: ***@listserv.wvu.edu
Subject: Re: Dear Diary

I hope a patent for the Braille Mammogram.  Unfortunately the idea isn't
gaining traction, and I get slapped a lot when I try to do public
screenings.

-----Original Message-----
From: Philosophy and Psychology of Cyberspace
[mailto:***@listserv.wvu.edu] On Behalf Of Jim Reith
Sent: Monday, May 18, 2015 5:55 AM
To: ***@listserv.wvu.edu
Subject: Re: Dear Diary

What about singing Mammograms?

      From: Maurizio Mariotti <***@VENTURENET.CO.ZA>
To: ***@listserv.wvu.edu
Sent: Monday, May 18, 2015 5:17 AM
Subject: Dear Diary
 
.


[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]

Dear Diary,

Maybe it's my singing voice, my choice of music or words, but my new
"Singing Encephalogram" business hasn't been nearly as successful as I had
hoped. 

MM


.


 

[Tom Ellis]

You will be receiving a letter from my attorneys, as 'holding' is part of the patent.

-----Original Message-----
From: Philosophy and Psychology of Cyberspace [mailto:***@listserv.wvu.edu] On Behalf Of Jim Reith
Sent: Monday, May 18, 2015 12:33 PM
To: ***@listserv.wvu.edu
Subject: Re: Dear Diary

hoping to hold?

From: Tom Ellis <***@VERIZON.NET>
To: ***@listserv.wvu.edu
Sent: Monday, May 18, 2015 8:16 AM
Subject: Re: Dear Diary

'hold' not 'hope'

I was too busy thinking of the implications to proofread.



-----Original Message-----
From: Philosophy and Psychology of Cyberspace [mailto:***@listserv.wvu.edu] On Behalf Of Tom Ellis
Sent: Monday, May 18, 2015 7:35 AM
To: ***@listserv.wvu.edu
Subject: Re: Dear Diary

I hope a patent for the Braille Mammogram. Unfortunately the idea isn't gaining traction, and I get slapped a lot when I try to do public screenings.

-----Original Message-----
From: Philosophy and Psychology of Cyberspace [mailto:***@listserv.wvu.edu] On Behalf Of Jim Reith
Sent: Monday, May 18, 2015 5:55 AM
To: ***@listserv.wvu.edu
Subject: Re: Dear Diary

What about singing Mammograms?

From: Maurizio Mariotti <***@VENTURENET.CO.ZA>
To: ***@listserv.wvu.edu
Sent: Monday, May 18, 2015 5:17 AM
Subject: Dear Diary

.


[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]

Dear Diary,

Maybe it's my singing voice, my choice of music or words, but my new "Singing Encephalogram" business hasn't been nearly as successful as I had hoped.

MM


.

[Maurizio Mariotti]

.

Post by Tom Ellis
I hope a patent for the Braille Mammogram. Unfortunately the idea isn't
gaining traction, and I get slapped a lot when I try to do public
screenings.

I didn't know you held the patent for Braille Mammograms, Tom, and I
must apologise for any patent infringements because that was the first
business I tried, albeit with disastrous consequences.

Not only I got slapped a lot, but I also got restraining orders.
Apparently it's illegal or something.

Mau

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[Jim Reith]

Did you screen a lot of "A"s? (single dot)

From: Tom Ellis <***@VERIZON.NET>
To: ***@listserv.wvu.edu
Sent: Monday, May 18, 2015 7:34 AM
Subject: Re: Dear Diary

I hope a patent for the Braille Mammogram.  Unfortunately the idea isn't gaining traction, and I get slapped a lot when I try to do public screenings.



-----Original Message-----
From: Philosophy and Psychology of Cyberspace [mailto:***@listserv.wvu.edu] On Behalf Of Jim Reith
Sent: Monday, May 18, 2015 5:55 AM
To: ***@listserv.wvu.edu
Subject: Re: Dear Diary

What about singing Mammograms?

      From: Maurizio Mariotti <***@VENTURENET.CO.ZA>
To: ***@listserv.wvu.edu
Sent: Monday, May 18, 2015 5:17 AM
Subject: Dear Diary
 
.


[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]

Dear Diary,

Maybe it's my singing voice, my choice of music or words, but my new "Singing Encephalogram" business hasn't been nearly as successful as I had hoped. 

MM


.