Maurizio Mariotti
2016-02-11 07:59:45 UTC
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[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]
Dear Diary,
The other day at the supermarket I bumped into old Peggy and we
chatted.
At some point, she got all flirty and asked me, "How old do you think I
am?"
There is no right answer to that and certainly not the truth like, "You
don't look a day older than 87" so, non-committally I replied, "You
don't look old..."
She said, "You are sweet, but you know, I'm approaching 65."
With hindsight, perhaps I should not have asked, "From which
direction?"
MM
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[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]
Dear Diary,
The other day at the supermarket I bumped into old Peggy and we
chatted.
At some point, she got all flirty and asked me, "How old do you think I
am?"
There is no right answer to that and certainly not the truth like, "You
don't look a day older than 87" so, non-committally I replied, "You
don't look old..."
She said, "You are sweet, but you know, I'm approaching 65."
With hindsight, perhaps I should not have asked, "From which
direction?"
MM
.