Dear Diary

[Maurizio Mariotti]

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[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]

Dear Diary,

I think our Church is trying to keep up with technological advances.

Yesterday, the Pastor's sermon was:

Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When
you're done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon.
Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and
offering. You can connect to the church WiFi using password Lord103712
and as for the renovation donations, you're welcome to contribute via
EFT or mobile banking.

The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker!

Congregation: Hallelujah!

And then the Church Secretary reminded us:

This week's meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so
please don't miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live on
Skype @1900hrsGMT. By the way, you may follow the Pastor on Twitter for
counselling and don't forget our weekly prayers on YouTube

Congregation: Amen!


I think I have a lot of catching up to do.

MM

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[Mari Schupp]

oh, wow! i am stealing this for Facebook…
m

Post by Maurizio Mariotti
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[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]
Dear Diary,
I think our Church is trying to keep up with technological advances.
Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When
you're done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon.
Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and
offering. You can connect to the church WiFi using password Lord103712
and as for the renovation donations, you're welcome to contribute via
EFT or mobile banking.
The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker!
Congregation: Hallelujah!
This week's meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so
please don't miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live on
counselling and don't forget our weekly prayers on YouTube
Congregation: Amen!
I think I have a lot of catching up to do.
MM
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