Dear Diary

[Maurizio Mariotti]

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[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]

Dear Diary,

Yesterday I was chatting with old Esther, who is a widow, and she told
me that sometimes she has physical yearnings, but she does not want to
be intimate with another man.

"So, what do you do?" I asked her.

She replied, "Well, when I get those desires, I picture you naked in my
mind and the sexual urge goes away."

Most. Unflattering. Remark. Ever.

MM


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[Subscribe Wryting-L Beth Garrison]

Aawww. Say it ain't so!

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  Original Message  
From: Maurizio Mariotti
Sent: Friday, May 13, 2016 3:54 AM
To: ***@listserv.wvu.edu
Reply To: Philosophy and Psychology of Cyberspace
Subject: Dear Diary

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[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]

Dear Diary,

Yesterday I was chatting with old Esther, who is a widow, and she told
me that sometimes she has physical yearnings, but she does not want to
be intimate with another man.

"So, what do you do?" I asked her.

She replied, "Well, when I get those desires, I picture you naked in my
mind and the sexual urge goes away."

Most. Unflattering. Remark. Ever.

MM


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[Maurizio Mariotti]

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Post by Subscribe Wryting-L Beth Garrison
Aawww. Say it ain't so!

Of course, it ain't so. People Magazine has voted me sexiest man alive
for 27 consecutive years, you know... :-)

Mau

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