Dear Diary

[Maurizio Mariotti]

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[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]

Dear Diary,

Quiz night at the pub and I got a really tough question:

What is the English translation of the line of Catullus poem, "Odi et
amo. Quare id faciam, fortasse requiris?"

I had no idea, so I used the clues in the sentence. However, it turned
out the correct answer was, "I hate and I love. Why do I do it,
perchance you might ask?" and not, "I hate you and I love you. You have
a square face in your ID photo, and is a strong ass required?"

Live and learn.

MM

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[Mari Schupp]

i’m dying - lol!
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Post by Maurizio Mariotti
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[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]
Dear Diary,
What is the English translation of the line of Catullus poem, "Odi et
amo. Quare id faciam, fortasse requiris?"
I had no idea, so I used the clues in the sentence. However, it turned
out the correct answer was, "I hate and I love. Why do I do it,
perchance you might ask?" and not, "I hate you and I love you. You have
a square face in your ID photo, and is a strong ass required?"
Live and learn.
MM
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