Dear Diary

[Maurizio Mariotti]

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[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]

Dear Diary,

Yesterday at the supermarket I saved the life of a woman.

I called it, "The life-saving Heimlich manoeuvre."

She called it, "Inappropriate touching, groping and goosing."

Semantics.

MM

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[Tom Ellis]

Two cowboys go to the bar. While they are drinking a woman next to them
starts to choke on a chicken wing. One of the cowboys immediately springs
into action. He gets up and walks behind her. Pulling up her skirt, he
sticks his face up behind her. Eyes wide with shock, the woman gasps and
out comes a piece of chicken bone.

The cowboy sits back down. His friend asks him, "What the heck was that?"

The other cowboy replies "Don't you know the hind lick maneuver?"

-----Original Message-----
From: Philosophy and Psychology of Cyberspace
[mailto:***@listserv.wvu.edu] On Behalf Of Maurizio Mariotti
Sent: Saturday, May 28, 2016 3:36 AM
To: ***@listserv.wvu.edu
Subject: Dear Diary

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[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]

Dear Diary,

Yesterday at the supermarket I saved the life of a woman.

I called it, "The life-saving Heimlich manoeuvre."

She called it, "Inappropriate touching, groping and goosing."

Semantics.

MM

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