Dear Diary

[Maurizio Mariotti]

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[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]

Dear Diary,

I went to see the Doctor for my annual check-up and after weighing me
and finding that I'm only 67 kilos, he asked me about my eating habits.

I replied, "I never eat food containing nuts, gluten, dairy products,
eggs, seafood, MSG or other unnatural colouring or preservative agents,
sprayed or cloned vegetables, or meat that has been pumped with
hormones or similar, unnatural growth-enhancing stuff."

"Well, how do you feel?" he asked.

I replied, "I'm starving!"

MM

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[Subscribe Wryting-L Beth Garrison]

:)

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  Original Message  
From: Maurizio Mariotti
Sent: Monday, April 11, 2016 6:53 AM
To: ***@listserv.wvu.edu
Reply To: Philosophy and Psychology of Cyberspace
Subject: Dear Diary

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[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]

Dear Diary,

I went to see the Doctor for my annual check-up and after weighing me
and finding that I'm only 67 kilos, he asked me about my eating habits.

I replied, "I never eat food containing nuts, gluten, dairy products,
eggs, seafood, MSG or other unnatural colouring or preservative agents,
sprayed or cloned vegetables, or meat that has been pumped with
hormones or similar, unnatural growth-enhancing stuff."

"Well, how do you feel?" he asked.

I replied, "I'm starving!"

MM

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