Dear Diary

[Maurizio Mariotti]

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[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]

Dear Diary,

I was thrilled when I finally assembled a working teleporter, one of my
genius inventions, and teleported myself.

However, the model needs some fine-tuning as I was teleported in a
coeds' shower room.

Unfortunately, the judge was totally unsympathetic to my scientific
explanations of how I intend to fix that glitch and sentenced me to 60
hours of community service.

What a luddite!

MM

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[Jim Reith]

sounds to me like it worked as designed

From: Maurizio Mariotti <***@VENTURENET.CO.ZA>
To: ***@listserv.wvu.edu
Sent: Tuesday, October 13, 2015 5:32 AM
Subject: Dear Diary

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[Excerpted from MM's secret diary] 

Dear Diary, 

I was thrilled when I finally assembled a working teleporter, one of my
genius inventions, and teleported myself. 

However, the model needs some fine-tuning as I was teleported in a
coeds' shower room. 

Unfortunately, the judge was totally unsympathetic to my scientific
explanations of how I intend to fix that glitch and sentenced me to 60
hours of community service. 

What a luddite! 

MM 

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