Dear Diary

[Maurizio Mariotti]

.


[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]

Dear Diary,

Adopting a tree seemed like a good and responsible idea at the time
until it grew up and expected me to cough up the money to send it to
college.

MM

.

[Jim Reith]

Mine ran away and joined a splinter group


[Excerpted from MM's secret diary] 

Dear Diary, 

Adopting a tree seemed like a good and responsible idea at the time
until it grew up and expected me to cough up the money to send it to
college. 

MM 

.