Dear Diary

[Maurizio Mariotti]

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[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]

Dear Diary,

I still remember in High School when I told Laura that she was pretty.

She replied, "Tell me something I don't know."

So I asked her how much she knew about differential calculus.

She replied, "You miss the point and I'll never go out with a nerd like
you."

Lesson learned. Knowledge of differential calculus doesn't get you
laid.

MM


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[Mari Schupp]

except, that one time, at band camp…
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Post by Maurizio Mariotti
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[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]
Dear Diary,
I still remember in High School when I told Laura that she was pretty.
She replied, "Tell me something I don't know."
So I asked her how much she knew about differential calculus.
She replied, "You miss the point and I'll never go out with a nerd like
you."
Lesson learned. Knowledge of differential calculus doesn't get you
laid.
MM
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[Maurizio Mariotti]

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except, that one time, at band camp|

And Mensa. I get laid nonstop at Mensa meetings.

Mau :-)

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