Dear Diary

[Maurizio Mariotti]

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[Excerpted from MM's secret diary]

Dear Diary,

I respect Apple's stance against the FBI, both for protecting users'
right to privacy, and for not telling them my iPhone's passcode is
8743.

MM

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[Jim Reith]

What is the code to the galactic shield?
1... 2... 3... 4!
Oh, same as my luggage!
(Spaceballs)